I've known since junior high that Trojans were designed to prevent life-bearing sperm from getting into a woman's vagina. They've always worked for me, and they worked for Warner Bros. too, sucking any possible life out of this never ending, incomprehensible bore of a feature.
I remember when Wolfgang Petersen could direct. But there isn't even one single shot in this mess that looks better than any 14 year old could make with a Kodak. The CGI is the worst I have ever seen. The script, by somebody who doesn't deserve mentioning, but who has NEVER written one single movie that played anywhere but in his brain, is semi-literate and so stupid and confused and simple-minded that if I did any research I'd probably discover that he is a milkman who screwed a studio executive.
Puke, puke and puke.
I truly feel bad for the actors. They seem to be trying to do what they can amidst this barrel of slops.
I had a long conversation last night with a very bright young development executive. At one point he expressed his belief that many brilliant people in the movie industry work extremely hard to create the scripts that we may think are mediocre. He said if they're mediocre, it's be cause these brilliant people want them to be mediocre. Years, he said, are spent shaping these films into their final form.
If he's right, I'm a green Chuckle. This movie was made by illiterate morons with too much money.
Fans of The Da Vinci Code...I want to point out that Troy spelled backwards is Yort. And yort an idiot if you see this piece of crap.